that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are.

John Green, Paper Towns (via quota-tions)     

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

me: scarlett johannsen is really attractive
me: am i a lesbian?
me:
me: but benedict cumberbatch
me: but jennifer lawrence
me: but matt smith, david tennant, billie piper
me: oh god I'm jack harkness